Eurovision Songcontest

In the near future it will happen.
The 2006 Eurovision Songcontest.
The WHAT?
The E.S. is a contest where an artist from each European country performs a boring, awkward, copied song and all around Europe (and in Australia) there are people watching this show, voting for their favourite.
In the good old times there had been the condition that the artists had to perform in the language of their country, but since this could be a really cruel act, now nearly everyone sings in English.
Before the E.S. can take place there has to be an innernational competition between the poor guys whose mangagers force them to reactivate themselves for this event.
In the last few years there were always about 10 different bands awaiting the "Go", and it were mostly comedians or really awkward entertainers who won the national competition.
This year (the man in charge of the national competition had been fired before) only three bands made their stand:

Thomas Anders, former bandmember of the 80's band "Blue System", until Dieter Bohlen pulled the plug...
He is living in the same town like me, and I have seen him in his boxers once, but that's a different story.
To make it short: He should not be allowed to sing.


Vicky Leandros, a greek singer, who had left her mid-fifties a long time ago, presenting a terrible song with her ferocious voice, but with a skin like a teen (where did that come from?).


And last but not least "Texas Lightning" around the comedian "Olli Dittrich" with the great Australian singer "Icantrememberhername" performing an awesome country song.
Yes, that's our heroes for the Eurovision Songcontest 2006.

Congratulations

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